Here’s a confession: I am a really, REALLY lazy writer. I very rarely do more than two drafts of a story before hitting “submit” and just praying it’s good enough that a few of you fine folks will find it funny. In the Trump days, it was even easier; you’d just write exactly what he said, pepper in a few instances of the word “YUGE” and then go for lunch.View article >
Snow White has been found dead in a castle today after refusing to sign a consent form allowing Prince Charming to bring her back to life with a kiss.
A Star Wars fan is absolutely pissing himself today, after coming up with a completely hilarious play on words joke to go with today’s date.