Woman to flee country after farting during Yoga class
A woman who let a massive fart go halfway through downward dog has already packed and is at the airport, according to reports.
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‘The Matrix is responsible for my Mum’s smashed ornaments’ insists child
A Basingstoke child who often plays ball games indoors when his parents are out has claimed The Matrix is responsible for smashing his mum’s favourite knick-knacks.
‘You are incredibly shit at cooking’ insists smoke alarm
A man’s smoke alarm is constantly reminding him of his utter incompetence in the kitchen.
‘Nice’ biscuits to be renamed ‘bang average at best’ biscuits
Nice biscuits are to be renamed ‘bang average at best’ biscuits under new legislation, it has been revealed today.
