Science

Man who bunked off every science lesson at school insists he’s done ‘all his own research’ on vaccines

A 35-year-old man who paid zero attention to his science teachers, or the books he was encouraged to read during his admittedly brief time in the formal education system, is today telling everyone he’s done all of his own research on vaccines.

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New Plandemic video actually just a secret plot to identify nation’s gullible simpletons

A newly released ‘Plandemic’ conspiracy video about the coronavirus and vaccine industry is actually nothing more than a secret plot to identify the nation’s idiots.

Scientists urged to divert attention away from Coronavirus vaccine to create pillow that stays cool all night

Scientists have been urged to put their brainpower to something more critical the nation’s well-being than a Coronavirus vaccine and to solve the mystery of the pillow that won’t stay cool during the night.

Russian Covid vaccine to be tested on Salisbury door handles

The highly promising Russian COVID vaccine is to be tested in now the customary manner – by applying it furtively to doorknobs in the Greater Wiltshire area, it has emerged.