
Aliens demanding ‘Take us to your leader’ asked if they can come back on Thursday
Aliens have landed and have been urged to brace themselves for something of a disappointment, unless they would like to come back on Thursday.
View article >Aliens have landed and have been urged to brace themselves for something of a disappointment, unless they would like to come back on Thursday.
View article >A man is today insisting on social media that a virus which didn’t exist a year ago is nothing to worry about because it hardly kills anyone, while confidently asserting that any vaccine to fight it can’t be declared safe until we’ve had at least five years of human trials.
After the announcement that a new strain of coronavirus has emerged, there have been calls for scientists to urgently seek advice from some bloke off Twitter.
As the mass rollout of the Covid-19 vaccine gets underway, the government has announced it will be distributed through popular fast-food vendors to ensure people don’t worry about what might be in it.
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