Pro-vaxxer who caught Covid found alive and well
A prominent pro-vaxxer has today been found alive and well, much to the surprise of absolutely no one with any common sense.
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Man who doesn’t trust vaccines currently swallowing handfuls of horse dewormer he ordered off the Internet
Reports are emerging of a Covid-denying vaccine sceptic who is swallowing handfuls of horse dewormer that he ordered on the Internet to ward off a disease he doesn’t even think is that serious.
Standard model of physics to be rewritten after cat breaks speed of light travelling from the settee to an opening fridge door
Physicists around the world have conceded the standard model is irretrievably broken after local cat Mister Shufflebottom exceeded the speed of light travelling between the sitting room and an opening can of food.
Vaccine Inventor Barbie’s boyfriend Ken is anti-vax Covid denier
After a new Barbie doll based on Oxford vaccine creator Dame Sarah Gilbert was revealed, it has emerged that her male equivalent, Ken, is a Covid-denying arsehole.
