Scientists cross celery with cabbage and quinoa to create world’s least interesting healthfood
Scientists have crossed celery with cabbage and quinoa to create what dietitians are hailing as the least appetising health food yet.
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Hitler had a really small penis, world shocked to learn
Everyone has been utterly stunned by the release of medical records showing that Hitler had a really small cock today.
Archaeologists amazed as wheel found in Cambridgeshire
Common beliefs about the people of Cambridgeshire will have to change after scientists found definitive proof of locals using the wheel.
Right Said Fred singer finally able to wear his shirt after sexiness reduction procedure
Medical advances have seen Right Said Fred singer Richard Fairbrass undergo a specialised procedure to reduce his sexiness to normal levels and allow him finally to wear his shirt.
