
Scientists to seek evidence of Aston Villa playing football
After recent successes with the Higgs Boson and gravity waves, scientists have accepted the far more difficult challenge of detecting football at Villa Park.
View article >After recent successes with the Higgs Boson and gravity waves, scientists have accepted the far more difficult challenge of detecting football at Villa Park.
View article >Everyone is suddenly pretending to understand physics, according to reports this afternoon.
Scientists around the world have confirmed the discovery of shockwaves in the fabric of spacetime caused by the destruction of a ‘moon-sized’ space station a billion years ago.
The half-life of any Labour nuclear policy now is less than 24 hours, making it extremely unstable and reactive, scientists have warned.
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