Flies crash head first into windows to ‘show mates how hard they are’
Top Entomologist Dr Simon Williams has proved that flies repeatedly crash into panes of glass head first because they’re morons who think they’re really tough.
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US scientists hail breakthrough in using pigs to grow bacon
A group of US scientists have hailed a new process in which pigs were used to grow bacon.
David Cameron delighted at plans to put human organs inside pigs
Putting human organs inside pigs is the best idea anyone has ever had in the whole world, according to pig-friendly David Cameron.
Faster expansion of the universe blamed on migrants
The universe is about to burst due to the number of migrants flooding in, according to right-wing astronomers.
