
Old Nokia handsets would be the only thing to survive the apocalypse, claim scientists
The only man-made objects to survive a nuclear war would be old Nokia handsets, according to a study published today.
View article >The only man-made objects to survive a nuclear war would be old Nokia handsets, according to a study published today.
View article >It’s impossible to tell the difference between most people on the Internet and a very sweary robot, researchers have confirmed.
Scientists have been asked to cancel the 2016 ‘leap second’ because people don’t want this year dragging out any longer than it needs to be.
Followers of the mystical art of homeopathy were claiming a major success yesterday, after scientists admitted that homeopathic remedies are wholly effective at curing thirst.
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