In the wake of the US voting for Trump, Brexit and the BBC losing Strictly, planets in the newly discovered Trappist-1 system have stated that their immigration websites crashed multiple times due to large numbers of earthlings looking to move there.
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The Trump administration in the US has reacted to the discovery of potentially habitable planets in the Trappist-1 system by banning anyone who lives there from visiting the US.
After NASA announced a press conference to reveal a ‘discovery beyond our solar system’, sources reported that they may have finally found Chris Waddle’s World Cup semi-final penalty shoot-out miss from Italia ’90.
Argentina has lodged a claim on the newly discovered ‘Zealandia’, saying it is historically a part of their country.
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