Planet Earth votes to leave its orbit around the Sun
The people of planet Earth have today voted to leave their current trajectory around the Sun and take back control of their seasons.
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Man feeling a bit chilly declares it to be proof that global warming is hoax
The scientific community has been rocked by the news that a man has proof that global warming is a hoax in the form of him feeling a little bit cold.
Herbal tea not a proper drink, say experts
Normal people don’t pour hot water over your nan’s bowl of potpourri and then drink it, experts have confirmed.
Badgers announce cull of Government Ministers
Badgers have pledged to bring the number of Government Ministers down to ‘manageable levels’ within five years.
