Trump pulls out of Round Earth accord
Donald Trump has today withdrawn the United States from an international accord agreeing that the world isn’t flat.
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Medical researchers confirm strong link between vaccines and not dying
There is a ‘causal link’ between the introduction of vaccines and not keeling over dead from entirely preventable causes before your fifth birthday, doctors have confirmed today.
God urged to spend less time helping people win sports events
God has been asked if he could spend less time helping people score winning touchdowns and concentrate on the important stuff.
NASA detects supermassive Black Hole at centre of Labour spending plans
A black hole detectable from halfway across the galaxy has been detected at the heart of the Labour manifesto.
