Skipping breakfast, lunch and dinner linked to poor health, study finds
Missing breakfast, lunch and dinner leads to ‘very poor health’, according to a study published today.
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Starbucks to mark International Coffee Day by actually spelling your name correctly
For the first time ever you will not have a bizarre variant of your name lazily scrawled on your takeaway coffee, Starbucks has confirmed today.
Send all the hurricanes you want, we’re not going to stop wanking, God told
Punishing humanity for masturbating isn’t going to work so you may as well give it up, God has been told today.
iPhone X to include revolutionary arsehole recognition technology
The new iPhone X will recognise the unique arsehole signature of its users and automatically log them in, according to details released today.
