Flat-earth space agency to launch satellites by throwing them off the edge
The Flat Earth Society is to beat Elon Musk at his own game by throwing satellites off the edge of the world to get them into orbit.
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Hibernating bear definitely having a better time of it than you
A bear who has spent the last three months asleep in a cave with some honey and a back scratcher has had a nicer time than you, it has confirmed.
Homosexual calls for conversion therapy to ‘cure’ Christianity
One of the country’s leading homosexuals has called for the use of the controversial conversion therapy to try and ‘cure’ Christianity.
Elon Musk to be launched into space to retrieve sunglasses left in Tesla
American entrepreneur and future Bond villain Elon Musk will later today be shot into space to collect the Ray-Bans he left in his red Tesla roadster.
