Office worker, Simon Williams is today recovering from an encounter with a work colleague, after he mistakenly thought a cursory greeting would be responded to with an equally limited response.
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Many Daily Mail readers have suffered severe mental breakdowns when faced with the idea of sycophantically fawning over someone they would normally be subjecting to thinly veiled racist abuse in the MailOnline comments section.
A man has had a terrible day after he was foolishly adventurous and didn’t buy his usual lunchtime sandwich.
Horoscope peddlers are facing tough questions today after two planets aligned and absolutely nothing of note happened.
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