Faster expansion of the universe blamed on migrants
The universe is about to burst due to the number of migrants flooding in, according to right-wing astronomers.
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James Webb telescope finds over one-thousand earth-like tax havens
Billionaires may soon be hiding their money on a planet eleven light-years away.
Genuinely mad scientist busy smearing excrement on whiteboard
After hiring a mad scientist in the hope of taking innovation to the next level, executives at a leading research firm say the initial results have been disappointing.
Man seemingly determined to out himself as an ignorant simpleton after posting a chemtrail conspiracy theory
A man has this morning decided to publicly out himself as a low-information simpleton by pointing at the sky and loudly shouting ‘chemtrails’.
