Water on Mars already better than in most Spanish hotels
The European Space Agency has announced that water on Mars is already of a better quality than you’d get from a tap in any Spanish hotel.
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Donald Trump bans apples from US after Putin tells him swallowing pips can make trees grow out of your bum
Donald Trump has taken the dramatic step of banning apples from the United States after his good friend and trusted confidant Vladimir Putin told him a story about this kid who swallowed some pips and they made a tree grow out of his bottom.
Older woman responds to science with ‘Oh, for goodness’ sake!’ followed by some nonsense
An older lady reckons the peer-reviewed study she’s just heard about is rubbish and she definitely knows better.
Nigel Farage greets peers by saying “Wassup, ma gammon”
Nigel Farage reckons angry, slightly racist white men need to reclaim the word “gammon”.
