Ducks across the country are demanding that you continue to throw pieces of bread in their direction, no matter how bad so-called experts insist it might be for them.
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The UK, a nation that hasn’t launched a rocket into space since 1979, has thrown down the gauntlet to the European Space Agency and decided it would launch a rival GPS network to Galileo despite every single IT project started by the British government turning to utter shit.
Legitimised loan-shark Wonga is on the brink of collapse after someone in the expenses department pressed the wrong button and borrowed a fiver six months ago.
Planet Earth is planning to switch from using the Sun as its energy supplier, in order to get a better deal on its fuel bills.
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