German experiment on NASA’s InSight robot lays beach towel on surface of Mars
An experiment created by Germany and placed onboard NASA’s InSight robot has put down a beach towel after the probe landed successfully on Mars.
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Aliens prepared to intervene over Irish backstop
Creatures from another world are among the latest to suggest Theresa May’s Brexit plan is total wank, it has emerged.
This feathered dinosaur thing is bullshit, says everyone over thirty
People who grew up with proper dinosaurs are unwilling to accept all this feathers crap that scientists are now coming out with.
Escaped panther warned to be on the lookout for Scottish people
Police are urgently searching for a reported escaped black panther in Scotland before it meets any of the locals.
