Man who kept wearing shorts ‘insufferably smug’ after Britain experiences warmest winter day ever
A man who has worn shorts all winter is insufferably smug today, we can report.
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Theresa May to retreat to burrow to slough off winter skin
With snowdrops appearing on the ground and a pleasant warmth in the air, it can only mean that Spring has arrived and the time has come for Theresa May to retreat to her burrow and slough off her winter skin.
‘Cruel’ scientists criticised for body-shaming ‘giant’ bee
A bee as spoken out against scientists who cruelly described it as ‘giant’ despite being only 4cm long.
Mars rover Opportunity’s last words were “suck it, nerds”
The Mars rover, known as Opportunity, has sent its last message.
