RNLI rescues Nigel Farage from drowning in his own toxic bullshit
Former UKIP leader, Nigel Farage, has been rescued by the RNLI after being consumed by a tidal wave of his own toxic faeces.
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Priti Patel sending Navy warships to Olympics after seeing fast-moving rowing boats full of foreigners
The Home Secretary is hoping to improve Britain’s success in the Olympic rowing by ordering gunboats to take out competition from overseas.
Man who spent years insisting our rules should only be made by ‘sovereign’ parliament not that keen on their rules about health passports
A keen Brexiter who spent five years insisting the nation’s rules should only be set by our sovereign parliament is suddenly not that keen on complying with the rules set by his freshly-sovereign parliament, if it means he has to show his vaccine status to go to a football match.
‘Bloody foreigners, staying over there avoiding our jobs’ bemoans Brexiter
Numerous Brexiters are today criticising the EU for raising a load of workshy fops unwilling to come over here and pull pints and drive lorries for decent British patriots.
