Business Secretary and president of the COP 26 conference, Alok Sharma, had delivered a stark message to his counterparts that the planet could no longer withstand the irresponsible actions of hypocrites who talk about saving the planet but then fly across the world just for a chat.
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Downing Street has responded to a story about the Prime Minister deciding not to abide by the guidelines when a staff member tested positive for COVID, by explaining that maybe it’s time we stop pretending people like Boris Johnson will ever play by the same rules as you oiks.
After remarking that Margaret Thatcher’s closing of the coal mines kick-started the fight against climate change, Boris Johnson has put her other controversies into the proper eco-friendly context.
Opinionated Brexiter Carole Malone, famous for her columns in the Daily Express and turning to stone any Greek hero who looks into her eyes, has criticised the European Union for its role in making her suffer the predictable consequence of her own stupid actions.
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