We’ll happily sell fuel to people who win fights, confirm petrol stations
The fuel industry has confirmed that violence is definitely the best way to procure petrol for your vehicle.
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Government proposes a ‘clap for lorry drivers’ to ease delivery crisis
Transport Secretary Grant Shapps has proposed a regular ‘clap for lorry drivers’ to thank them for their hard work making deliveries.
Chris Grayling to return as Transport Secretary to sort this shit out
With the haulage and fuel industries in crisis, Boris Johnson is rolling out the big guns to sort everything out – Chris Grayling is back.
Government insists the Army will just be there to help people celebrate all the post-Brexit winning
The thousands of troops who are being deployed to the streets of Britain will just be there to let off party-poppers, Boris Johnson’s cabinet has confirmed.
