
Announcement of this week’s UKIP leader a handy reminder to put bins out tonight
Neil Hamilton has been announced as this week’s new leader of UKIP as a timely reminder for most people take the bins out, according to reports.
View article >Neil Hamilton has been announced as this week’s new leader of UKIP as a timely reminder for most people take the bins out, according to reports.
View article >Boris Johnson has responded to claims that he broke the rules on social gatherings last Christmas by insisting he only did so in a ‘very limited and specific way’, before pointing out that this is now considered perfectly acceptable by the electorate.
The wife of former health secretary Matt Hancock has this morning been hospitalised after a dangerously prolonged laughing fit following news that the former minister has been unceremoniously and publicly dumped by the UN.
Foreign lorry drivers are to be offered a £1 million ‘signing on fee’ by the UK government it is revealed today, along with full diplomatic immunity.
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