National Anthem to be replaced with Benny Hill music
The British National Anthem, God Save the Queen, is to be replaced with the theme music from the Benny Hill show, Yakety Sax.
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‘Is it your time of the month, darling?’ Britain sensitively asks France
The UK assumes France is being all emotional and shit because it has the painters in.
Labour increasingly confident that they can finally defeat Labour
There is growing confidence from within the Labour Party that they could finally defeat the Labour Party.
Swear jar installed in BBC newsroom to punish staff for using the word ‘Brexit’ in a negative context
BBC journalists who write or even utter the words ‘Brexit’, ‘Britain’s departure from the EU’ or anything remotely similar will be forced to pay a forfeit of fifty quid each time, it has emerged today.
