Paul Gascoigne has arrived at 10 Downing Street with a fishing rod and bucket of KFC, signalling the likely end of Liz Truss’s stand-off with the Tory parliamentary party. The former England star told police he was a friend of the prime minister, and that he only wanted to help. As one witness explained, “GazzaView article >
Tory heavyweight, Rehman Chisti, sensing a political sea change in the Tory party, has, once again, assembled his crack campaign team in preparation for another tilt at the party leadership.
Writhing bundles of copulation have asked the public to stop connecting them to the current state of the Conservative Party, explaining that it was deeply unfair and hurtful to link a joyous mass of orgasming creatures to the vicious chaotic infighting of Tory MPs.