After the Speaker introduced new rules insisting MPs wear face masks in Parliament after a major covid outbreak that somehow managed to infect people despite Tory MPs being really good friends.
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Boris Johnson has revealed he is almost at the end of the line now, and close to checkmate, with his vast array of climate change analogies used so far during the COP26 climate change summit.
The COP26 delegates have agreed to a radical new proposal to rebrand ‘Climate Change’ as ‘Naked Climate Change’ in order to generate greater public interest.
Prime minister Boris Johnson has confirmed that he will not take part in Movember to raise awareness of testicular cancer, despite a successful September and October in which he massively heightened awareness that he’s a thoroughly inept cock.
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