Matt Hancock’s pandemic memoir to be called ‘Blood on my hands… semen on hers’
Former Health Secretary Matt Hancock is writing a book about how his incompetence killed thousands of people while he was busy shagging in his office.
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Tory MPs demand five grand a week in untraceable banknotes to be less corrupt
Tory MPs have offered to cut down on the amount of corruption they engage in, in return for £5000 cash every week.
Boris Johnson to weigh in on fictional poppy controversy
Comedy Prime Minister Boris Johnson is set to weigh in later today on an entirely fictional poppy controversy.
I never thought I was corrupt until Boris Johnson insisted I wasn’t, says UK resident
A Basingstoke man as this morning been left flat-footed by Boris Johnson’s assertion that the UK is not a corrupt country, insisting it has made him question his own level of corruption.
