Boris Johnson really hoping the Queen dies right about now
Her Majesty the Queen popping her clogs later this afternoon would be pretty much the ideal thing to happen, Boris Johnson has decided.
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Office worker keeps mistaking work meetings for parties
35-year-old accountant Simon Williams has received a formal written warning today after yet again mistaking a work meeting for a party.
It wasn’t a party because we didn’t burn £50 notes in front of a homeless person
Boris Johnson has been quick to stress that a gathering that took place during the first lockdown wasn’t a ‘party’, as it didn’t comprise of activities that Tories typically associate with a jolly old time.
Leaked footage shows nobody in Downing Street has washed their hands for two years
Downing Street staff haven’t washed their hands since the start of the pandemic, new videos show.
