Boris Johnson has been spotted chasing Volodymyr Zelensky’s presidential motorcade towards the airport in the desperate hope of getting a nice photo for the album.
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My appointment as Deputy Conservative Party chairman has certainly raised a few eyebrows, especially amongst the woke lefties who hate to see a working-class man succeed, but I am here to give you the inside story on how I lived the grifter’s dream and made it to the top of right-wing British politics.
Rishi Sunak has made a new addition to his cabinet as part of today’s mini reshuffle.
The NHS waiting list crisis has today been declared over after officials suddenly remembered the forty new hospitals they had built since the last general election.
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