
Daily Downing Street press briefings to return specifically for party updates
The nation is to be kept abreast of parties at Number 10 via the reintroduction of daily press conferences.
View article >The nation is to be kept abreast of parties at Number 10 via the reintroduction of daily press conferences.
View article >The Culture Secretary is questioning whether an event which involved an appearance by Mr Wimpy and a game of pass the parcel should actually be referred to as a ‘party’.
The Metropolitan Police have declined to investigate reports of Michael Gove holding a birthday party for himself during lockdown after it was revealed that none of those invited actually bothered going.
The Met Police have called in consulting detective Sherlock Holmes after drawing a blank in their investigation of the mysterious lockdown breaches in which the guilty parties have repeatedly and publicly admitted their guilt.
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