Daily Downing Street press briefings to return specifically for party updates
The nation is to be kept abreast of parties at Number 10 via the reintroduction of daily press conferences.
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‘So we’re calling cake, pass the parcel and musical chairs a ‘party’ now?’ asks Nadine Dorries
The Culture Secretary is questioning whether an event which involved an appearance by Mr Wimpy and a game of pass the parcel should actually be referred to as a ‘party’.
Police decline to investigate Michael Gove’s lockdown birthday party after no one turned up
The Metropolitan Police have declined to investigate reports of Michael Gove holding a birthday party for himself during lockdown after it was revealed that none of those invited actually bothered going.
Met Police calls in Sherlock Holmes for the mysterious case of ‘the lockdown breaches the guilty have already publicly admitted to’
The Met Police have called in consulting detective Sherlock Holmes after drawing a blank in their investigation of the mysterious lockdown breaches in which the guilty parties have repeatedly and publicly admitted their guilt.
