The Government is set to bring in new legislation to burn everyone’s nan’s house down. “From the start of next month we will create teams of local people who will go round to everyone’s nan’s house and burn the fucker down,” said Stuart Andrew, Minister for Housing. “There will also be a government appointed official
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The Home Secretary was left distraught and her signature policy left in tatters after Foreign Office experts explained that the action that made her so keen to send refugees to Rwanda was actually a tragic one-off event that the nation did not want to repeat.
On a fairly quiet day for the Prime Minister of Great Britain, Boris Johnson has done a big shit on the floor, buggered a local cat, and committed murder.
Carrie Johnson is said to be absolutely devastated today as the possibility of further fines issued to her and her husband for partying during lockdown could mean she is forced to shop at John Lewis for her future home furnishing needs.
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