Cockroaches and Tory MPs not that worried about nuclear apocalypse
The two most indestructible pests in the world – cockroaches and Tories – are not losing any sleep over a potential atomic holocaust.
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Sanctions could see Russia as isolated as post-Brexit Britain
There is speculation the sanctions imposed on Russia by the rest of the world could lead to it becoming as isolated on the world stage as Britain has become since Brexit.
All Ukrainian refugees to get signed photo of Priti Patel with their visa refusal, says compassionate UK government
Following accusations that its visa policy towards Ukrainian refugees was “heartless and rabidly xenophobic ”, the government has decreed that any war refugee from Ukraine would be entitled to a free autographed photo of the woman who refused them entry to the UK.
Don’t panic but don’t start any new box sets, advises government
The UK government has said that the threat of nuclear war is still remote but that people might want to take a day off work to go swimming with dolphins.
