Eurosceptic MP and looney-tunes character Steve MP has today insisted the Northern Ireland protocol was signed under duress, because the nasty people at the EU had threatened the lives of everyone the government holds dear.
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Michael Gove has this morning fired his housekeeper after she accidentally left out the coke bowl instead of the sugar bowl this morning, ensuring he went on national television off his tits with a stomach full of gak.
The government defended its decision not to include any provisions for financial help for families struggling with spiralling inflation in the Queen’s Speech, by highlighting the need for custom made luxury cars to ship inanimate objects that matter so much more than you. Michael Gove, a government minister and a good person to follow into
The leader of the opposition has been urged to consider his position after it emerged that he chose to order a dish from an Indian restaurant that a toddler could have easily eaten.
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