“I’m not boring” Keir Starmer tells audience of gently snoozing journalists
Sir Keir Starmer has today tried to wake a press junket en masse from their slumber to tell them how interesting he is.
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Fury at European Court of Human Rights blocking Rwanda deportations gives Brexiter first full erection since 2019
The perfect ragestorm of European judges interfering in Britain’s sovereign act of racism has delighted many Brexiters by giving them such a blood rush they managed to get a proper hate-stiffy, the likes of which they had not experienced since the Brexit wars of three years ago.
Government to “ease” petrol prices with monthly finance packages at the pumps
The government is “helping” you again. As the price of petrol soared to over two pounds a litre at some stations, the public demand for the government to step in and do something has reached fever pitch. “And so we are,” beamed Simon Williams, of the Department for Transport. “Starting next week, when you fill
Brexiter blames skidmarks on Remainer plot to ruin underpants
A die-hard Brexiter has today blamed his ruined underpants on a secret Remainer plot to deprive him of his underwear.
