Vicar’s daughter well on the way to eternal damnation, claim theologians
A sixty-year-old vicar’s daughter from Oxfordshire is well on the way to Hell and eternal damnation, according to top theologians today.
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Britain’s first post-Brexit trading partner revealed to be Ivanka Trump
In a beautiful new pair of Ivanka block-heel pumps complete with a stylish matching Ivanka shoulder bag, a defiant Theresa May took to the steps of Number Ten this morning to announce that the UK’s first official post-Brexit trading partner had been confirmed.
NHS patients waiting up to five hours to thump Jeremy Hunt
Waiting times for decking Jeremy Hunt have reached record levels.
Madonna to adopt Jeremy Corbyn
As speculation rises about Jeremy Corbyn’s future as Labour leader, a glimmer of hope has manifested itself in the form of pop superstar and serial adopter, Madonna.
