Any and all stories about me being great are TRUE, confirms President Trump
President Trump has tweeted to confirm that all stories about him being great are absolutely true and should be taken as gospel.
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Judge Jules powerless to stop Brexit
World-renowned DJ “Judge” Jules cannot stand in the way of Brexit on account of not being a real judge, it has emerged.
Trump signs Executive Order to review the Ten Commandments
Donald Trump has taken the first steps towards relaxing The Bible’s regulations on morality.
Immigrants allowed to freeload in UK only if they are French, female and fifteen years younger than me, says Farage
Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage has today clarified that immigrants from Europe are allowed to freeload in Britain, but only if they happen to be younger French ladies who are willing to do anything in return for food and accommodation.
