Brexiter ‘dangerously priapic’ at prospect of war over Gibraltar
Doctors have warned Brexiters so excited at the prospect of a war over Gibraltar that they have maintained erections for nearly a full day to try and calm it down.
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Theresa May sets up exclusion zone around Gibraltar
Following threats to the sovereignty of Gibraltar, Theresa May has ordered what remains of the British armed forces to head south at once.
Government seeks Spanish-speaking trash-talk expert for unspecified role
An advert for someone who can say ‘Chingar tu Madre’ with conviction has appeared on a British government website over the weekend.
Grand Moff Tarkin announces timetable for Alderaan leaving the Empire
The Grand Moff Tarkin has laid out a ‘clear and meaningful’ plan for the Planet Alderaan to make an orderly departure from the Empire this morning.
