Marine Le Pen loses French election so badly she is granted honorary UKIP membership
Marine Le Pen has lost the French presidential election so badly, that she has been granted honorary status as a UKIP candidate.
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UKIP happy to lose every council seat as long as they keep the one on Question Time
UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has insisted his party can survive losing all of their seats in the recent council elections, as long as they get to the keep their permanent one on BBC’s Question Time.
CIA plotting to assassinate Kim Jong-Un by offering him full Trumpcare health cover
The CIA are plotting to kill the North Korean leader in the most dastardly and horrific way possible by offering him full Trumpcare medical treatment, it has emerged.
Redshirts terrified after Starfleet cancels their health insurance
New healthcare proposals would result in bridge and command crew keeping access to Medbay, but security personnel being forced to make their own provision.
