Theresa May in quarantine at Tory HQ after contact with real member of public
Theresa May is being held in isolation today after unfortunate contact with an angry human being on the campaign trail yesterday.
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Diane Abbott pledges Labour will upgrade hospital IT systems to Windows nine and three quarters
Diane Abbott has pledged to upgrade the NHS’s existing IT systems to MS Windows 9.75 with sixty-twelve bits of RAM.
Tories offer you time off to care for your sick relatives so they won’t have to
The Tories will guarantee up to a year off work for people to care for sick relatives so that the Tories don’t have to do any actual ‘caring’ themselves.
Murderous cyber-attack on the NHS linked to the Tory Party
Theresa May’s government is thought to be behind the latest attempt to cyber-fuck the NHS.
