Please don’t look at my voting record on gay rights, pleads vicar’s daughter
Prime Minister Theresa May is thankful to everyone for focussing on Tim Farron’s attitude to gay sex, and not her voting record on gay rights.
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Tim Farron also fine with light S&M, mutual masturbation, and threesomes
Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron has confirmed that not only does he think that gay sex is definitely not a sin, but that he’s also perfectly fine with S&M, mutual masturbation, and threesomes.
Britain to experience first entirely policy-free election
All major political parties have decided to dispense with policies this election and move directly to comparing their opponents to literally Hitler.
UKIP announce plans to broaden their racism
UKIP have announced that they intend to broaden their party-political racism to encompass whole new swathes of society.
