Following the discovery that the Brexit process is likely to be something of a shit-show, the Devil has reminded the Prime Minister that there is no way for her to extricate herself from the contract between the two of them and her soul remains his.
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Anything good happening in the economy is thanks to us, and anything bad is the fault of the government that left power in 2010, the Chancellor has confirmed today.
Donald Trump has claimed Chancellor Valorum could have prevented civil war in the galaxy if he hadn’t been replaced by Senator Palpatine.
Theresa May has expressed disappointment after being presented with a particularly difficult to eat hot snack colloquially known as ‘chips’ on the campaign trail.
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