Conservative election manifesto actually the Necronomicon
An eldritch tome of unholy secrets written by an insane medieval prophet has been launched to sweep the Conservatives into government this morning.
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Most Labour MPs busy making plans to go backpacking
Leaked documents from the Parliamentary Labour Party have revealed that nearly all sitting MPs are planning some lengthy travels to far off destinations after June.
We need tough leadership for these tough times created by our tough leadership, say Tories
The Tory manifesto will launch today with a promise to provide tough leadership for these tough times brought about by tough Tory leadership.
Tim Farron’s parents proudly stick Liberal Democrat manifesto to fridge door
Tim Farron’s proud parents have given his manifesto pride of place on the fridge door for all their friends to see.
