Donald Trump arrives in Poland to begin search for next Eastern European wife
Donald Trump landed in Poland yesterday evening and will be spending the majority of his time there looking for a future replacement for Melania.
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Sixtus Boniface Rees-Mogg likely to face merciless bullying at local comprehensive
Tory MP Jacob Rees-Mogg has named his sixth child Sixtus Boniface, seemingly unaware of the nightmare this will inevitably bring him when he joins the local comprehensive.
Jeremy Corbyn puts Shadow Cabinet rota on Labour fridge
A rota is to be stuck on the House of Commons fridge, so everyone knows whose turn it is to be in the Shadow Cabinet this week.
Queen to revoke US Independence because ‘they can’t be trusted with it’
The Queen is to dramatically revoke the United States’ independence after nearly 250 years because she doesn’t believe they can be trusted to govern themselves.
