Boris Johnson has bid farewell to Prime Ministers Questions today by cheerfully quipping ‘if it bleeds, we can kill it’ before leaving the chamber to applause from Tory MPs.
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Downing Street has denied Boris Johnson has given up on governance and is working through a wishlist of taxpayer funded activities, by explaining that he is showing Churchillian mettle when getting a joyride in a Eurofighter or holding a wine tasting in Chequers.
The Penny Mourdant campaign for the Tory leadership contest has been knocked off course following revelations that she favours being nice to people.
The next round of the Tory leadership election has left the voting public breathless with excitement after a giant doll was revealed outside Tory HQ.
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