New reports show that the planet enjoyed a bizarre and fleeting moment of harmony at exactly the same time an employee of Twitter took Donald Trump offline.
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Pepe Le Pew has been named as Michael Fallon’s replacement as Defence Secretary.
Defence secretary Sir Michael Fallon has sensationally quit his position as Defence Secretary to join a crack commando unit who operate as soldiers of fortune in the Los Angeles underground.
Legal experts have confirmed that it’s fine for prominent people accused of sexual harassment to be tried using the media because making actual legal cases would take ages.
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