Theresa May’s cabinet downgraded to ‘chest of drawers’
After the latest of multiple minister resignations, the House of Commons has voted unanimously to downgrade Theresa May’s cabinet, to a more suitably termed ‘chest of draws’.
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All future UK Government business to be conducted alongside the Benny Hill theme
It has emerged that, in keeping with the utterly farcical nature of Theresa May’s government, all future business will be conducted with the Benny Hill soundtrack playing in the background.
Brexiters tell NHS boss to grow up and stop believing in big red buses
The head of the NHS in England has been told that he should have grown out of believing in big red buses and their fairytale promises a long time ago.
‘I’m sure the PM just misses me’ grasps Priti Patel
Priti Patel has been ordered back to the UK immediately because Theresa May misses her company, she reckons.
