The Home Secretary was left distraught and her signature policy left in tatters after Foreign Office experts explained that the action that made her so keen to send refugees to Rwanda was actually a tragic one-off event that the nation did not want to repeat.View article >
On a fairly quiet day for the Prime Minister of Great Britain, Boris Johnson has done a big shit on the floor, buggered a local cat, and committed murder.
Carrie Johnson is said to be absolutely devastated today as the possibility of further fines issued to her and her husband for partying during lockdown could mean she is forced to shop at John Lewis for her future home furnishing needs.
After it became apparent that breaking the law during a Covid lockdown is not an offence for which you should immediately resign, former Downing Street Press Secretary Allegra Stratton has asked if she can have her old job back. Stratton resigned in April last year after footage emerged of her joking about the ‘gatherings’ for