World’s leading sociopath fails empathy hurdle
The most powerful sociopath in the world has failed to successfully replicate the human emotion of empathy, according to reports today.
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EU migrants have my word they can stay in the UK, says woman who changes her mind like her knickers
Theresa May has given her word to the UK’s EU migrants that the process to say in the UK after Brexit will be easy and cheap, promising this won’t be like all those other assurances that she’s given in the last couple of years.
Boris Johnson arrested for torturing a metaphor
The political world was left in shock after Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson was arrested yesterday for torture of a metaphor.
Prime Minister’s Questions to be renamed ‘Jeopardy’
Prime Minister’s Questions is to be named after the game show Jeopardy, with MPs receiving cash prizes for guessing which question Theresa May is actually answering.
