Grateful nation relieved it was saved from chaos under Ed Miliband
The entire nation let out a sigh of relief this morning after it realised it was actually saved from the chaos of an Ed Miliband government.
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“I will never ever leave you Boris, you are my everything,” by Nadine Dorries
Culture Secretary Nadine Dorries has spoken of her unwavering devotion to prime minister Boris Johnson, insisting she will never ever ever leave him. “You are my everything, my whole world,” Dorries wrote in a post on social media. “When I look into your eyes I see the strength and compassion of the only man who
Entire nation settles in to watch government collapse
Everybody has cancelled their plans, grabbed some popcorn and turned on the news this evening.
Priti Patel orders police to shoot anyone driving slower than 50mph in new law inspired by the film ‘Speed’
The Home Secretary is tackling go-slow fuel protests with a new law that ensures anyone dropping below 50mph is instantly killed. With rolling 30mph roadblocks causing chaos on Britain’s roads, Priti Patel has been inspired by the 1994 action movie ‘Speed’ and has come up with the perfect solution. “Whenever a vehicle reaches a speed
