Boris Johnson has used his Easter message to urge people to reflect on values he doesn’t possess and be proud of things he’s not doing as they celebrate something that didn’t happen.View article >
The Government has announced plans to outsource the generation of its dim-witted, half-baked, dead-cat distractions to Rwanda.
The Government is set to bring in new legislation to burn everyone’s nan’s house down. “From the start of next month we will create teams of local people who will go round to everyone’s nan’s house and burn the fucker down,” said Stuart Andrew, Minister for Housing. “There will also be a government appointed official