Theresa May’s New Year resolutions leaked
A disgruntled civil servant at Number Ten has revealed Theresa May’s resolutions for 2018 after stumbling across a series of post-it notes on her desk.
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New Year Honours list ‘an absolute joke’, claims lazy bastard who has never helped anyone else
A lazy, selfish bastard who has never lifted a finger to help anyone else has labelled the New Year Honours list a ‘complete joke’.
Nick Clegg receives knighthood for services to lying twattery
Nick Clegg has been named in the New Year Honour’s list after helping the nation’s students towards record levels of debt and lying about it.
Donald Trump claims global warming is a hoax after aide forgets to put heating on
US President Donald Trump has insisted global warming is a hoax after a member of his support staff turned down the thermostat in his Mar-a-Lago suite.
